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grandfather. Click on the "update" link at the top of the home page,
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about the unemployed lifestyle, where our hero eats Pringles and
fudge-stripe cookies for breakfast and pads his resume. The main
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Indian Nipple Song An Indian music video with subtitled English "lyrics" that are extremly funny.
Nothing Toxic Thousands of video clips of stuff like people getting beaten up, horrible accidents, shootings, freaks
of Regrettable Food Ads and cookbook pages from the 50's.
Food photography then sure wasn't what it is today, and the results
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horse fat and brown sugar." And did you know Oscar Mayer actually
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year old girl, then has cybersex with perverts and yanks their
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will say "her" vagina was ruined by a waterskiing accident, or
that "she" has a colostomy and wants someone to lick her intestinal
opening. Quote: "I could only blink as you thrusted your feeble
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of funny animations, text files, videos, sound files, etc. The
best feature is the celebrity "sound boards" which contain clips
of a celebrity saying various things. You can use these sound
boards to make prank calls that sound like they're from Judge
Judy, Ozzy Osbourne, etc.
Pornolize.com Very funny. Take your favorite web site and "pornolize" it --
just type in the URL and hit "GO." If you go to the White House
web site, "Special Events" becomes "Special Bust-a-Cunt Sex Fights."
"Laura Bush" becomes "Laura 'Mistress Anal' Bush." Try it with
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