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Q. What
did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A. "I feel like a kid again."
Q. What's
a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A. Before the First Period.
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FACE-FUCKED HOTTIE
Extreme throat-fucking, facial cumshot site. Most of the girls get much more than they bargained for and are NOT having a good time. They may gag, puke, cry or even quit in the middle of the action. The guys are pigs who enjoy spitting on, verbally abusing, bitch-slapping and degrading the girls.
Facial Abuse -- Face Fucking and Facial Cumshots |
Q. What's
black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A. The little boy in the trunk of my car.
Q.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm
hole?
A. A pedophile.
A guy and
a girl are having sex, and the girl says: "Don't you think it
was presumptuous of you to think you could sleep with me on
the first date?" The man responds: "Don't you think 'presumptuous'
is kind of a big word for a second grader?"
Inside the
bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks
her what's up.
She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that you're a pedophile
and I should leave you!"
Says he: "Wow, you're pretty smart for an eleven year old."
The dirty
old man pulls up in his car beside a little boy.
Holding a bag full of sweets, he says: "Hey kid, if I give you
a piece of candy, will you come in my car?"
"Heck mister, give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
A little
girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.
A man comes
over and says, "What's wrong little girl?"
The little
girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff.
The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girl's
parents mangled on the rocks below.
The man
turns round, unzips his fly and says, "I guess it just ain't
your lucky day!"
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SWEET LOADS
Big-dicked bastard Steve Sweet delights in turning innocent young amateurs into cum-crazed whores. He shoves his cock down their throats, ruins their asses with his meat sword, and blows huge loads all over their pretty faces.
Gooey Facials and Humiliation |
A man goes
into a pharmacy. He says to the druggist: "I need some birth
control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
"Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.
"Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
A sex researcher
is interviewing men about what they do with their other hand
when they masturbate. Three subjects are in the room.
He asks
the first man, who replies: "I hold a porno mag."
The second
says: "I hold a computer mouse to browse porn on the net."
The third
says: "I hold a sponge."
The researcher,
startled, says: "why a sponge?"
"Well, I've
got to use something to bathe the kids."
One day
the parents of an eleven-year-old boy and his ten-year-old sister
leave them alone together in the house. The two kids begin talking
about "it," and pretty soon they decide to try doing "it" with
each other. After they're done, the boy says: "Wow, you're even
better than Mom!"
"I know," says the girl, "that's what Dad says too."
What's the
best part about fucking a six-year-old girl?
When you're done, you can turn her over and pretend you're fucking
a six-year-old boy!
What's three
feet tall and sucks your dick?
My four-year-old.
What's the
best thing about fucking a two year old?
Your dick looks huge in the photographs!
What did
one pedophile say to the other?
"I'll give you two fives for a ten."
A guy walks
into a bar, and after a while the bartender starts griping.
"You see this little figurine I whittled? I made it myself.
But they don't call me 'Joe the wood carver.' And you see that
big swordfish on the wall? Caught that one myself. But they
don't call me 'Joe the fish catcher.' Hell, they don't even
call me 'Joe the Bartender.' BUT YOU FUCK ONE KID . . ."
A young
girl goes to her father and says: "Dad, can I go to the prom?"
He leers
at her and says: "Sure, but you have to suck my dick first."
Well, the
girl really wants to go to the prom, so reluctantly she pulls
down his zipper and begins sucking. After a while, she looks
up at him and says: "Dad, your dick tastes like shit!"
He says, "I know. Your brother wanted to go too!"
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