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Q: What
do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing . . . yet.
Q: How do
you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What
is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is
Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What
do Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
Q: Why doesn't
Afghanistan have any WalMarts?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Q: What
is the most creative method being tried to catch Bin Laden?
A: Warplanes are spraying Afghanistan with Viagra in the hope
that the little prick will stand up.
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New York,
2031: A father and his son are walking along the former site
of the World Trade Center. The father stops and sighs, "To think
that at one time here on this very lot stood the Twin Towers."
The son looks at his father and asks, "Daddy, what were the
Twin Towers?"
"Son," the father replies, "the Twin Towers were two financial
buildings with tens of thousands of occupants that towered hundreds
of feet above the New York skyline. But 30 years ago, the Arabs
destroyed the buildings."
The boy, looking confused, then asks, "Daddy, what are Arabs?"
This just
in...Poland joins the alliance against terrorism
Polish Marines stormed Bloomingdale's Department Store in New
York
yesterday after its intelligence agency reported that Bed Linen
was on the
fourth floor.
The US military
finally hunts down and kills Osama Bin Laden. Osama is lifted
to the pearly gates.
There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack
the nation
I helped conceive!" yells Washington, slapping Osama in the
face.
Patrick
Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans'
liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the
nose.
James Madison
comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal
government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large
weight on
Osama's knee.
Osama is
subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James
Monroe, and 65 other American patriots.
As he writhes
on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back
toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his
journey to
his final very hot destination, he screams "this is not what
I was promised!"
An angel
replies "I told you if you died attacking America there would
be
72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What the heck did you
think I said?"
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