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Q.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
A. I don`t cum all over the apple before I take a bite out of
it.
Q.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead
babies?
A. I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
Q:
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Q:
What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
A: Deep Throat.
Q:
What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
A: Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
Q:
What's the best thing about a dead baby?
A: You don't have to pay that bitch any more child support.
Q:
How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.
Q:
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q:
How do you get them out again?
A: With Doritos.
Q:
How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear
Q.
Why does a midwife need hot water when she delivers a baby?
A. If the baby dies, she can make some soup.
Q.
Why do babies have a soft spot at the top of their heads?
A. So you can carry five in one hand!
Q.
What's sicker than driving over a baby?
A. Skidding
Q.
What's even sicker?
A. Picking it out of your tread.
Q.
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and
a truckload of bowling balls?
A. You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork!
Q.
How do you make a dead baby float?
A. One mug of root beer, two scoops of dead baby.
Q.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A. You can't fuck a rock.
Q:
What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.
Q:
What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a
pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later.
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Q: What's
red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
A: Floaties with a slashed baby.
Q:
What's black and bubbly and taps on glass?
A: Baby in a microwave
Q:
Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q:
Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face.
Q:
Why do you stick a baby in the blender face first?
A: So you can see it's feet pulling up into tiny little fists!
Q:
What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
A: Ten dead babies in a garbage can.
Q:
What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
A: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans.
Q.
Whats more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line?
A. Stopping it with a shovel.
Q:
Whats red and white and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Q:
What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
A: Twin babies in an acid bath.
Q
: Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby's cot ?
A : A pedophile's ass.
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