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Explanatory
Note: Payne
Stewart's plane apparently suffered from explosive decompression.
In the event of explosive decompression, the temperature plunges
below freezing and rapid fogging and icing on the windows can
occur. Death from decompression of the lungs can occur within
seconds.
When did
the windows in Payne Stewart's jet ice up?
When he got a hole in one.
How did
he know his plane was in trouble?
It started going putt.. putt.. putt... putt... putt... putt
What did
the South Dakota farmer say when he last saw Payne Stewart?
"Biggest divot he ever left!"
Obviously
Payne Stewart won the golf tournament... He finished 6 under.
Where can
you find Payne Stewart's new line of clothing?
All over South Dakota.
The plane
with Payne crashes mainly in the plains.
Stewart's
last words?
"Hey, what does this latch do?"
What does
Big Bird and Payne Stewart have in common?
Both are goofy looking and neither one can fly.
What was
Payne Stewarts' handicap?
His flight crew.
What does
Monica Lewinsky and Payne Stewart have in common?
They both wore ugly hats and went down too fast.
Why didn't
Payne Stewart win more championships?
He never did like all that pressure!
It's a shame
about Payne Stewart, going from one of the most recognizable
figure in professional golf to the most unrecognizable in the
space of a second.
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What's the
difference between Payne Stewart and Tiger Woods?
Tiger Woods is alive.
What's the
similarity between Payne Stewart and a computer?
They both freeze before crashing.
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