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Q: Why didn't
JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
A: He said he'd wash up on shore!
Q: What's
the Kennedy Airline motto?
A: "Your luggage will arrive before you do!"
Q: What
do Kennedys miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A: The runway!
 Q:
Why was John-John flying to the Vineyard?
A: He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding!
Q: What
will they call the movie about John-John's life?
A: Three funerals and a wedding!
Q: Why did
they have to cremate John Jr.?
A: Because when he crashed, he didn't burn!
Q: What
do Jonn Jr. and a penguin have in common?
A: They're both cute, and they both can't fly!
Q: What
do John Jr. and George Washington have in common?
A: They both went down on Martha's Vinyard!
Q: What
was John Jr.'s favorite movie?
A: Splash!
Q: What
did John Jr. say when he arrived at the pearly gates?
A: "I hope there isn't an entrance exam!"
Q: What
was John Jr. drinking the minute before he died?
A: Ocean Spray!
Q: What
was the temperature at Martha's Vineyard the night of the crash?
A: Three below!
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